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PostSubject: Dear Project M   Wed Jul 04, 2012 12:01 am

Dear Project M and all inhabitants,

I am writing to you to express my most sincere of apologies for not re-planting the wheat farm at spawn town that clearly asks that you replace the crops once harvested. I must, however, plead not guilty for the aftermath of my actions, by virtue of the problem that arose being out of my control. Allow me to explain myself...

It all happened late Monday night. I was down to just 3 loaves of bread, in desperate need of some wheat. So I popped down to spawn town and rushed for the wheat farm - little did I know that a whole series of calamitous events were about to unfold that would ultimately lead to my ridicule. I began to harvest; swishing my arms around frantically, scooping up all the wheat like a brilliant combine harvester, when suddenly horror struck. I had disconnected. I rushed back to the servers page, aware that Paul may have caught me in the act, standing atop the spawns archway within viewing distance of the crops. I doubled clicked the Project M link, only to get a message telling me I was unable to log in. I shut down Minecraft and re-opened it in a desperate attempt to get it to work, with no result. It was at this point that I fell asleep.

I hope this clears up any confusion about my appearingly monstrous behaviour. I'd also like to thank Miss Spicy who I heard cleaned up this catastrophe by re-planting the wheat. I'm hopeful that you can all find it within your hearts to forgive me.

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Snugglasaurus.
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Project M   Wed Jul 04, 2012 4:44 am

Nope we are going to burn you at the stake
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Project M   Wed Jul 04, 2012 4:50 am

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PostSubject: Re: Dear Project M   Wed Jul 04, 2012 4:52 am

Oh FINE.....I guess its alright....this time
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Project M   Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:15 am

I AM LAUGHING LIKE I HAVE ANTS IN MY PANTS burn him!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Project M   Wed Jul 04, 2012 7:20 am

oh welp you heard the man to the stake with you
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Project M   Wed Jul 04, 2012 8:54 am

BURN HIM! :trollface:
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Project M   Wed Jul 04, 2012 9:18 am

dont burn him too much...i prefer mine medium rare.
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Project M   Wed Jul 04, 2012 9:22 am

Thanks tid
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Project M   Wed Jul 04, 2012 9:25 am

you do realize he plans on eating your charred (well i might make him a nice medium rare thigh) corpse right
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Project M   Wed Jul 04, 2012 9:39 am

He has to catch me first :3
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Project M   Wed Jul 04, 2012 12:14 pm

LordRio wrote:
you do realize he plans on eating your charred (well i might make him a nice medium rare thigh) corpse penis right

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PostSubject: Re: Dear Project M   Thu Jul 05, 2012 4:10 am

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